|iGo to Japan|
|Season 2, Episode 5-7|
iGo to Japan is the fifth, sixth and seventh episode of the second season of iCarly and the thirtieth, thirty first and thirty second episode overall.
Sam: You sure you don't mind if I hang out at your place til dinner.
Kayla: Yeah Sam.
Carly: Yeah it's fine but don't you think you should go home and be with your mom.
Sam: What for.
Carly: Cause she's in bed with pneumonia.
Sam: I'm not a doctor.
Sam: Hey you think Freddie's home from school yet.
Carly: Yeah he got a ride why.
Kayla: Yeah Why.
Sam: Bet ya he's looking through his peephole waitin for you to come home.
Carly: No he grew out of that.
Sam: Uh huh.
Sam creeps up to the peephole and slams her fist against it Freddie screams and stumbles out of his apartment.
Freddie: I was not looking out my peephole waiting for you to come home.
Carly: I know you weren't.
Sam: Carly and Kayla when Mrs. Briggs said that you couldn't pick people for the talent show did you give up.
Carly: Sternly Kayla and Sam don't eat him.
Sam: I'm not gonna pauses to look at the possue I'm not gonna eat him.
Kayla: Me either
Mrs. Benson: Kayla and Sam be careful with that thing you don't know where it's been
Freddie: Snorts like we know where Sam's been.
Freddie: Guys there's no way my mom's jumping out of this airplane.
Sam: I know how to make her jump.
Freddie: No chance she's been afraid of heights ever since Sam pushes Freddie off of the plane.
Spencer: I don't know what we would have done if you hadn't found us.
Policeman: Oh you would have slowly starved in the wilderness until you all perished and were eaten by wild animals.
Carly: Well thanks so much
Kayla: Your right Carly thank you
Policeman says good-bye and leaves.
Freddie: He was nice.
Carly: He was weird.
Sam: I took his handcuffs Holds up handcuffs.
Secretary in Lobby: Hello Welcome to Hotel Nakamura May I help you.
Carly: gestures to Freddie Yeah we're checking in.
Secretary in Lobby: Aw honeymoon couple.
Freddie looks at Carly suggestively Carly slaps him
Spencer and Mrs. Benson enter the hotel with towels on Spencer sees a man who looks exactly like the cutout who taught him Japanese.
Spencer: Oh my god stares with shock the pain did not help me learn steals his ice cream cone
The man grabs his towel the hotel guests gasp.
Spencer: Ha I'm wearing a second towel
after acting out their whole journey
Theodore: in Japanese they are supposed to be here they are performers.
Guard: in Japanese Oh sorry my mistake I have a bladder infection.
Theodore: in Japanese I'm sorry in English Get him some cranberry juice.
Carly: On the boat ride back to Seattle I wish we brought something to eat.
Spencer: I just remembered I still have those little candies from the hotel.
Sam, Freddie, Kayla and Carly: Thank god They all start coughing
Carly: This is soap.
Spencer: Oh yeah
Spencer: It's ok I'm going with them so it's not like they wont have a responsible adult making sure everything goes smooth.
Helmet catches on fire
Spencer: So I'll make sure everything goes smoothly in Japan.
Spencer: So your name is freight dog.
Freight Dog: yeah and this is my pepperoni.
Spencer: Well thanks for letting me smell it.
Sam: Wow this is almost as nice as a gas station men's room!
Freight Dog: Thanks!